Millions of lesbians around San Francisco and throughout the world are now suffering from hair lesmorphia; a condition where your half shaved head is in a stage of awkward regrowth. Others may not be able to witness the remnant inch and a half or so of this seemingly risque haircut due to the fact that you can easily conceal it by simply adjusting where you part you hair…but it's there, and it's awkward. I am one of the millions of individuals currently suffering from hair lesmorphia. I will admit, I was a little late to the game on this half shaved hair fad. While, many have surpassed the point of awkward regrowth and have successfully moved on to wear their hair in a high messy bun or a ponytail, I unfortunately have not. May this put forth a sense of solidarity to all of those living with this fully concealable (unless you're riding your bike) yet ever limiting hair condition. Let's look forward to the days when we can blissfully part our hair at any angle.
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